February 2012
28 posts
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Lonely on Valentine's Day? ...Invest in a dildo...
Do it today. It could be illegal tomorrow!
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My last day in England is in exactly a week. Dont...
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We are all a little weird. And life is weird. And when we find someone whose...
– Dr. Seuss
I'd like some x-rated activity in my bed right...
January 2012
48 posts
We don't sleep when the sun goes down, we don't...
Downloading music is the same thing I used to do: I used to record all the songs...
– Liam Gallagher
Dear Past, thanks for all the lessons. Dear...
Its all about positivity people. Never fall into...
Life isn't hard. People make life hard for...